this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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