the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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