id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
How external is "for external use only"?
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
There are leaves in my underwear?
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