i already hear my dad disowning me
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
I can feel your judgement through the phone
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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