My room smells like vodka and shame
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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