But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
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