so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
Randomize
