I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
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