Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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