The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
I look excited, but its just a facade.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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