Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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