I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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