their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
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