Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
All I want is dick and wine.
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