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I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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