Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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