How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
Randomize
