i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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