just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
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