Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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