I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
Sacagawea was the original milf.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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