Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
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