high people should be assigned attendants
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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