You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
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