if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
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