so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
Oh my god. Just had sex with this girl on the boardroom table at my work at midnight (win!) just realized I left the condom wrapper on the table (lose!)
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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