I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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