I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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