Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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