Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
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