I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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