Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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