her vagina looked like bernie madoff
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
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