Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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