Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
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