To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
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