its not stalking. its research.
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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