I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
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