he was CRYING into my vagina
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
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