After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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