I'm really into asian looking animals
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
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