why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
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