So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
Randomize
