is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
I'm only texting you this bc god forbid circumstances change when you wake up but currently santa is asleep on top of the washer and dryer.
Randomize
