if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
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