dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
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