On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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