i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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