Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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