new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
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